Dear Member

I normally delete spam messages outright, but this one caught my eye.

After the obligatory “Prolong your ssex. You have small peniiis? Add 3 inches in lenght!” come on and link to the website (which no, I did not click) came this two-liner footer that seemed to come from some sort of aphorism generator – with a little bit typo here and there. Here’s what it said:

“A sprat to catch a mackerel. Work is the curse of the drinking classes It never rains, but it pours. Lear from the past, Live for today Look for tomorrow, take a nap this afternoon Fogiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the foot that crushed it.”

I love it🙂

And oh, the email began, right before the prolong your sex thing, with the salutation “Dear Member.” mwahahahahaha.

Yes, that was one junk mail I actually did not mind getting because it made me laugh in the middle of a crazy day. On some days, man, you just take what you can get.

One thought on “Dear Member

  1. noreen July 9, 2006 at 1:18 am Reply

    sana ni-click mo na rin. malay mo, mas nakakatuwa/nakakatawa ang makikita mo dun. nyahahahhaa

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